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Script - Book The Rocky Mountain House
Santa: Ho Ho Ho ... OK everyone. I've decided to book our Christmas Party at a house that's almost as nice as ...
Elf: You mean the Rocky Mountain House?
Santa: Ho Ho Ho ... right ... and you'll all have to be present!
Announcer Guy: Dine, Prance, Dance and dig into schnitzel with mashed potatoes
Elf: Who is this guy?
Elf 2: I don't know
Announcer Guy Continues: (excited...) cole slaw and all the buns you can handle!
Elf: Oh deer (deer sfx:) ... that does sound good!
Announcer Guy: And when you're fully stuffed ...
Elf: ...he's not going to stop is he?
Elf 2: ...ah I don't think so
Announcer Guy: ...and when you're fully stuffed, say goodnight in one of our suites!
Elf: Fireplace included
Announcer Guy: or wrap it up at the Crown and Kilt Pub! Book the Rocky Mountain House NOW at 432-FIFTY-EIGHT OH ONE!