...building inspections...affidavids...lawyers. We'll never own a home!

Wife: (as if comforting frantic husband)

..oh Honey. Yes we can. We can buy a home using David Lester, The Real Estate Broker. He'll give us "a thousand dollars cash back." That will cover a lot of the extra expenses!

Announcer 1:

David Lester's "Buyers Only Brokerage" gives you cash back when you buy an MLS listed home through them. Want "a thousand dollars cash back" so you can afford a home?

Call SEVEN-FIVE-TWO, TWO-EIGHT-EIGHT-TWO
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