Male: How can you tell?

Female: Well…now he gets up early to bring in the newspaper

Male: Well he should do things like that … so what?

Female: …and this morning…he did the crossword puzzle!

(sfx: dog licking)

Male: Mr. Woofer, what’s a three letter word (more annoyed) for stop licking me (bark)

…Sit! (bark!)

Sfx: Licking starts again…

Male: Three letter word!

Announcer: HAGEN Nutrience. Top Quality! There is nothing better on the market for your pet.

Male: Ahhh…the sports section is all wet (dog whine)

Announcer Continues: HAGEN Nutrience, at the Gardel Pet Shop on the Sunset Strip Owen Sound.